If someone could remind me not to get pregnant again that would be great.

Because I was reading some of the posts I wrote then and holy crap I was unhappy.

I have moments of being cranky now, too, but mostly that's just because it's too freaking hot and Chris sheds dirty clothes like an itchy snake.

And there are some who are all, "Oh but she is worth it." And I'm not saying she's not. I'm just saying that, sure, sometimes you'd pay $10 for a cupcake and it'd be worth it, but finding day-old cupcakes half-off never hurt, either.

I do like a deal.