Win some, lose some

I happened to mention something about gay marriage in front of Sam, and how it wasn't legal in Ohio.

He asked me what I meant by that and I said that, in Ohio, a man isn't allowed to marry a man, and a woman isn't allowed to marry a woman.

He did that thing where he tilts his head like a confused dog and squints his eyes.

"Why?  That's not fair."

HA!  EXACTLY!

(except what have I told you about life not being fair)

WE'RE teaching him our MORALS!  We are WINNING!

(conservatives are horrified)

But . . .

Then I heard that the boys had used my sister's phone to take pictures of their junk.

And I don't mean that in the "old useless items" sense.

I was all, "HAHAHAHA . . . . wait."

Children are horrifying.