In the car today Sam asked when we were going to get rid of all the pay phones.
So I'm looking around and I see exactly zero pay phones. "I think the pay phones are already gone, Sam."
"The what are gone?" Owen asks.
"Pay phones, Owen."
"What are those?"
I am so old. So very old.
"Before cell phones there used to be phones on street corners and stores that you could put 25 cents in and make a call."
"Oh, I've seen those. I saw two . . . no three in Disney world. But prices must have gone up because it cost two quarters."
Okay, so number one, Jesus, inflation. Number two, how about next time we spend a million dollars to take you some place special you pay a little more attention to the goddamn magic.