I was on the computer yesterday and Sam happened to see an Obama ad on screen.
"Wait," he says, surprised. "Is that Obama?"
"Yeeees." I answer.
"That's a real picture? That's really what he looks like?"
"Yes." I don't like where this is going.
"Wow. I didn't know he looked like that."
"Like what?" crap crap crap crap.
"Well . . . I just . . . I just thought his head was more oval."
Oh. Well. That's weird. But at least it's not racist!
And Lilly? Well, she got her first princess doll about a month ago. She LUBS her princess doll. She lubs her so, so much and she is so, so sweet. She carries her around and demands you put the dolls god-forsaken plastic shoes back on her stupid plastic feet over and over and over again. And then you get to brush her hair.
"Oh no! A tangle!" Lilly says, "Better brush it out!"
This being all fun and games and imagination, as my daughter of the pin-straight hair has never been subjected to a hair brush in her life.
Anyway, about a week ago, Lilly came up to me and said, "I LUB my white doll!"
ACK! You can't SAY that! Where did she even come up with that?! Where did she HEAR such a thing?! This is terrible! Where did we go wrong?!
Oh. Hang on. She means SNOW white. It's the Snow White Princess doll.
Well. That's okay then.
But seriously, how about a different nickname?