"MOM," a voice cries. "MOM! I FELL ON THE STAIRS AND HURT MY PENIS!"
I'll give you three guesses which one of my children said that.
(Hint: It was Lilly)
We did have another discussion recently about penises and vaginas.
"The hard thing is," Lilly says to me, "that they look and sound the same."
You know, lots of things about genitalia are difficult, but I wouldn't have listed "looking and sounding the same" among them.