I got home tonight and Chris said, "Owen is asleep on the couch."
Oh shit. Shitshitshitshit.
Asleep on the couch is no good. No good can come of this.
Children do not ever ever ever fall asleep unless they are about to throw up, or have just thrown up, or a combination of the two.
He didn't want anything to eat. He didn't even want to WATCH T.V.
I'll keep you posted, but I don't have high hopes for our near future.