Nobody told me that being a lazy blogger was costing me my chance to be rich and famous!
Did nobody see Sookie's comment on my last blog post? Trying to recruit me to star in a television series?
Look, I write this thing. I can't be expected to READ it, too.
. . .
Some further investigation reveals she might not be exactly offering stardom and a lucrative contract, as much as an invitation to the chance to apply to appear, for free, on a television show about weird pregnancies.
I beg your pardon.
I have never been anything but normal. Or, if not normal, exactly, I have never been far enough outside of the range of normal to be of interest to anybody.
She wanted to hear about my experience with pica in pregnancy, which, I mean, did she not read my blog post about it?*
Because the blog post is pretty much it. I wanted to eat laundry detergent. A lot. But I didn't. The end. They couldn't even make a fifteen minute segment about that.
I am also quite sure I don't want to appear on TV. I hear the camera adds ten pounds. You know what else adds ten pounds? Vacations. And I've been on four of them this summer.
*Of course she has! It's a front page Google search result for Pica + Pregnancy, holla! See, I don't need Sookie and her suspiciously trendy name to bring me fame!