I happened to mention something about gay marriage in front of Sam, and how it wasn't legal in Ohio.
He asked me what I meant by that and I said that, in Ohio, a man isn't allowed to marry a man, and a woman isn't allowed to marry a woman.
He did that thing where he tilts his head like a confused dog and squints his eyes.
"Why? That's not fair."
(except what have I told you about life not being fair)
WE'RE teaching him our MORALS! We are WINNING!
(conservatives are horrified)
But . . .
Then I heard that the boys had used my sister's phone to take pictures of their junk.
And I don't mean that in the "old useless items" sense.
I was all, "HAHAHAHA . . . . wait."
Children are horrifying.