I'm asleep, but I feel Chris push me a little bit and say, "Are you going to sleep all day?"
This is bullshit, because it is 3:55 in the morning. So I ignore him.
But he pushes me again and repeats, louder, "Are you going to sleep all day?"
Look buddy. A) Middle of night. B) One of us is sleeping here, and it ain't me.
So I say, "WHAT are you TALKING about?"
And he chuckles, condescendingly, and mumbles something about how I'm deflecting.
The condescending chuckle is a favorite weapon in Chris's argument arsenal. It is a virtually foolproof way to take a discussion from Level: irritation to Level: rage. The accusation of deflection is also an excellent tactic, because he is rubber and I am glue.
But seeing as how we are not having a discussion here, I let it go.
I try to steal his covers as retribution for leaving me awake and unfairly maligned at 4:00 in the morning, but the man has them wrapped up so tightly I'm not sure how HE will ever get them off.
Chris's weaknesses include: sleeping like a normal person
Chris's strengths include: a very condescending chuckle and blanket theft prevention.