It occurred to me that Chris probably wouldn't say that. I'm pretty sure Chris thinks he would be way more awesome at pushing than I was. If fact, I'd bet serious cash that while I was actually pushing, he was wishing I would get out of the way and let him do it.
Then I wondered if the guy on TV was lying. It seems like a lot of men would think they'd be better at pushing. Can you imagine if men were, in fact, the ones who had babies? Pushing would become a competitive sport. Anuses would be blown out across America as men attempted to break records.
It's probably a good thing men don't have babies.
On an unrelated note, this morning I was getting ready to give Lillian a bath, and I must have been a little distracted because instead of putting the baby bath tub into the tub, I put the newly emptied laundry basket into the tub and began to fill it with water.