Thursday, July 29, 2010

If men had babies

So I was watching A Baby Story today as I was putting away some laundry. The husband on the show was going on and on about how strong his wife was and how great she was at pushing.

It occurred to me that Chris probably wouldn't say that. I'm pretty sure Chris thinks he would be way more awesome at pushing than I was. If fact, I'd bet serious cash that while I was actually pushing, he was wishing I would get out of the way and let him do it.

Then I wondered if the guy on TV was lying. It seems like a lot of men would think they'd be better at pushing. Can you imagine if men were, in fact, the ones who had babies? Pushing would become a competitive sport. Anuses would be blown out across America as men attempted to break records.

It's probably a good thing men don't have babies.

On an unrelated note, this morning I was getting ready to give Lillian a bath, and I must have been a little distracted because instead of putting the baby bath tub into the tub, I put the newly emptied laundry basket into the tub and began to fill it with water.

Same diff.

1 comment:

  1. I have read this 3 times so far and laughed out loud each time. I might make it to 10...
    The nurses would have to wear catcher’s equipment. I would’ve sent Lilly flying across the room.