Monday, September 13, 2010

So how are YOU?

I don't know, guys.

I haven't posted much recently. Because nothing funny has happened.

And I don't enjoy writing about the not-funny.

If it's not funny it's just

oh, me?

I'm tired, but not very super tired, just regular tired.

I'm hungry because I'm on a diet. But still enormous because my body apparently has a strangle hold on my fat. "Doooooon't leeeeeeeave meeeee, faaaaaat! I will misssssss you sooooooo muuuuuch!"

Owen pooped in the potty and not on the floor!

The baby smiled! And she is too tall for her clothes.

My office is cold.

I like to watch TV.

See? That's not entertaining.

My life is very pleasant, but not much is going on that I feel the need to share.

So let's hope that something interesting and funny happens soon.


  1. I read on the side of a napkin holder today, a MOST reliable source, that if you cut calories/exercise you have to do so in a way that doesn't compromise your metabolism, otherwise you won't lose weight. It seemed to recommend cutting only 300-350 calories a day? Or not. I don't know. It was just a napkin holder.

  2. But I want to lose weight FAST! I have a 10-year reunion coming up! I was considering the possibility that my body was unhappy with the dramatic decrease in calories consumed and wondered if maybe my body thought I had been thrust into a life-or-death situation where I needed to continue to be fat. But then that seemed like the excuse of a fat person. Like, oh, I didn't lose any weight. I probably just gained muscle.