I don't know, guys.
I haven't posted much recently. Because nothing funny has happened.
And I don't enjoy writing about the not-funny.
If it's not funny it's just
oh, me?
I'm tired, but not very super tired, just regular tired.
I'm hungry because I'm on a diet. But still enormous because my body apparently has a strangle hold on my fat. "Doooooon't leeeeeeeave meeeee, faaaaaat! I will misssssss you sooooooo muuuuuch!"
Owen pooped in the potty and not on the floor!
The baby smiled! And she is too tall for her clothes.
My office is cold.
I like to watch TV.
See? That's not entertaining.
My life is very pleasant, but not much is going on that I feel the need to share.
So let's hope that something interesting and funny happens soon.
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I read on the side of a napkin holder today, a MOST reliable source, that if you cut calories/exercise you have to do so in a way that doesn't compromise your metabolism, otherwise you won't lose weight. It seemed to recommend cutting only 300-350 calories a day? Or not. I don't know. It was just a napkin holder.
ReplyDeleteBut I want to lose weight FAST! I have a 10-year reunion coming up! I was considering the possibility that my body was unhappy with the dramatic decrease in calories consumed and wondered if maybe my body thought I had been thrust into a life-or-death situation where I needed to continue to be fat. But then that seemed like the excuse of a fat person. Like, oh, I didn't lose any weight. I probably just gained muscle.
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