I got my flu shot today.
I think I tensed up or something because the nurse lady stabbed me and then pushed the plunger and sweet baby jesus on a bicycle it burned.
And then she said, "Oh, look at your muscle twitching!"
And I was all, 1) That's gross, 2) I didn't even know I HAD a muscle, 3) Never say that again.
It hurt in an aching, tender to the touch kind of way for the rest of the day.
That night, Chris and I were lounging around and I was whining about how much my arm hurt. Lilly wanders up and points to my band-aid.
"It's where I got my flu shot today."
"Does it hurt?"
Still deep in my whining to Chris, the word, "Yes!" accidentally fell out of my mouth. As it was falling I was realizing what I had done.
"Yes I DO love you very much! Oh, the flu shot? No, it doesn't hurt."
And then she hauled off and punched me in the arm.