I met Sam at work when I had the good sense to hire her.
It sucked when she left because it turns out that most other people I hire are idiots.
But on the bright side it is no longer inappropriate to go out drinking with her.
Actually, I mostly just want you all to know that I did not create an account in my son's name so I could have another follower.
As it happens, I have a legitimate friend named Sam, too.
I wonder if it's weird for her that she has the same name as my son.
I would have to think so.